Funny old world part 483

August 19, 2008 at 1:17 pm 2 comments

Socially acceptable reasons not to fly on holiday:

being afraid of the plane crashing (probability – v. low indeed).

Reasons not to fly on holiday that make people look at you as if you have three heads:

being afraid it’ll f*ck up our climate even further (probability – pretty much definite, according to anyone with any scientific credibility).


Socially acceptable reasons to be choosy about what and where you eat:

religion, squeamishness, mad faddy diets.

Reasons to be choosy about what and where you eat that make people look at you as if you have three heads:

not thinking chickens or pigs should be incarcerated, preferring vegetables that don’t destroy the earth they’re grown in or require lashings of fossil fuel to get them from a seed in a field to a vegetable on your plate, quite wanting your grandchildren to be able to have a go at using the planet too.


Funny old world.


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2 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Emma  |  August 19, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    yep, my MIL wouldnt accept my reasoning for not flying to a family wedding. so i jst told her that i was petrified (well thats kind of true, but if it wasnt so environmentally damaging i would probably suck it up)

    i tell people that environmentalism is my religion. doesnt help though! i think being green is still seen as a hobby. grrr.

  • 2. Jon in France  |  August 23, 2008 at 1:00 pm

    I can’t be doing with flying anymore. Even if it were not an environmental disaster the whole airport horror is enough to stop me.


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